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Dog Luck God of War

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In the twenty-first century, a young man named Kaneda is reborn as a German Major General Gus Luck when the German army was defeated by the Soviet Union in World War II. He leads the routed soldiers to turn defeat into victory and obtains the victory in the Battle of Stalingrad, and finally becomes a marshal due to his outstanding war achievements, and then becomes the head of Germany, defeats the Soviet Union, defeats the Allied landings, marries several beautiful women, and becomes the Prince of Europe. The article is witty and funny, a classic YA spoof full-length novel. The first thing you need to do is to get a good idea of what you are getting into. The body is not tall (shit. The first thing you need to do is to get a good look. (Zhao Benshan have I handsome!) The At the time of birth, it is said that the family's home was filled with sunlight (Jin Tian's grandmother was burning wood). The chickens are crowing (the chicken farm next door is killing chickens again). Several vicious dogs were growling at the sky (it was time to go into heat). Some people in town even cried (Wang Ermazi died in the east of town, did not cry). Suddenly a cry, Jin Tian was born. (Oh the hero was finally born, the world's MM door I came!

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Chap. 1

Jin Tian is a 20-year-old guy. Not tall at all. Wu Dalang is as tall as I am, but he is not attractive (by the way, Zhao Benshan is equally attractive as I am!) It is stated that the family's home was lit up with sunlight at the time of the baby's birth (Jin Tian's grandma was burning wood). The crows of the chickens (the chicken farm next door is killing chickens again). It was time for the ** as a few ferocious dogs barked at the sky. Some residents of the city are sobbing on the ground (the town east of Wang Ermazi died, and his wife did not cry). Jin Tian was conceived with an abrupt cry. (Oh, the world's MM door I came, the hero was finally born!)

"Ding Ding," a crisp bell rang. Our great hero woke up from his dream. "Shit! Just dreamed of dating PLMM! Damn ringing." Cursing, Kaneda still lazily rose from the quilt and subconsciously walked into the bathroom to start the day. After brushing his teeth and washing his face, he took a big one.

Kaneda looked at himself in the mirror, plain face. Touching his pocket, shit! Only 50 cents. No height 55555 a meter 68, the main thing is to live for decades even the hands of girls have not touched, miserable! Miserable! miserable! High school graduation did not go to college and finally fell in the round to work in a restaurant to mix food. "Hey,, when can I also like to say that the protagonist of the good luck ah. Shit! Eating fast sweet potatoes can also become a **master. I've eaten so many potatoes, why can't I become Superman, ah..."

Kaneda pointed his middle finger at the sky. Take a deep breath of evil. "God GG, Allah GG, Rudra GG, Guanyin MM, (omitting at least a thousand gods of all nations) I despise you!!!" "Boom!!!" A thunderclap and a lightning bolt waxed across the long sky. Fell on the earth. A few flies that were in the garbage bin** were scared**. Jintian also scared immediately withdrew the trembling middle finger "Oh after, the god little brother is just a joke huh after." Jintian took back the scared shaking hands. Whispered muttering "Shit! Really it's evil."

Back in the room, Jin Tian saw the bedside that just bought yesterday the AV book, and can not help but pick up and look up. It took Kaneda half a month's salary to get it from the bookstore owner (damn! The capitalists) that got it. The book is titled Beauty and Weapons, and to put it bluntly, is a few big-assed big-boobed beauty and a variety of weapons in AV photos. The beauty in the book is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

Jintian admired the beauty of the book, drooling downward. As the saying goes, the eyes run to the book, saliva floor flow. When Jintian was admiring the beauty in his eyes, the alarm started working again "6:00 Beijing time, 6:00 Beijing time". Kaneda was flabbergasted, shit! He was late. Immediately remembered the last time he was 5 minutes late, he has deducted 50 cents. (Shit! The 50 cents is enough to rent an AV for half a day.

I also thought of the disappointed faces of those students who are used to eating their own egg-fried rice MM door. God forgive me! Forgive me, O Lord! Thinking of this Kaneda immediately put on the pants, put on the clothes, and rushed downstairs. From the garage launched his 'BMW' car, legs a stomp rushed out of the house.

Jin Tian stepped on his beloved (BMW) car and sped down the wide road. At this time the sky is just dawn, the moon is still like a small widow hanging high in the sky. People seem to be able to see the moon Change wearing a three-pointed in hooking Wu Gang's figure. In fact, Chang Moth may not know Wu Gang may be **. Think about it! His name is Wu Gang. That means he has some place hard. Or else it would be called You Kong.

Just when Jin Tian rode, wobbling to rush like a hotel. Just heard a loud bang ！！！！！！ ' Boom!!!'

Kaneda only saw a shake in front of his eyes, and then a huge wave of air rushed towards him. Before fainting, Kaneda thought, haha after! Big time to meet the otherworldly thunder, the otherworldly beauty door I came ！！！！

'On December 3, 2004, a meteor rushed into the Earth's atmosphere and landed in the Chinese * province * city. It caused great damage. The *province leaders are currently rushing to the disaster area to visit the masses, please tune in afterward for a detailed report **Interview, (Party and People Together**)'.