"Merciful Buddha says don't be reckless, don't get violent," Li Mu cautioned them seriously, "Benefactors, we can talk through the problem. Why resort to violence... And though I admit that I am a monk, please stop calling me a bald dork. You know, I'm bald. Believe it or not, you can have a look."

"Fu*k, is this bald dork an idiot?" barked the leader of the gang.

One of the scoundrels drew out a dagger from his waist and advanced on Li Mu. Grinning malevolently, ...