"Holiday Inn?"

"That's the only five-star hotel in Bozhou."

"Up and down the country, all the great and holy doctors are staying at the Holiday Inn in Bozhou?"

"Crap, this five-star hotel is now definitely the safest place in Huaxia, the staff inside the hotel don't even need to go to the hospital when they get sick, they can just take care of it right on the spot."

Twitter.

The netizens are buzzing.

Although they don't quite understand what the Chinese ...