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Chapter 331 Aang ah

After getting a room, Li Mu and the others went inside to settle their luggage.

Not long ago, the wine and food came, a large table full of color and flavor.

Li Mu stuffed a golden bean to the fellow, who was grateful and said polite words one after another.

Waving his hand, Li Mu laughed, "Don't be in a hurry to thank me, as the saying goes, you don't get paid for what you don't deserve, there are some things I want to trouble you with, and I still hope that little brother will help."

The fellow froze for a moment and replied cautiously, "Please tell me, sir, as long as it's something I can do, I'll definitely help."

"Don't be nervous, I'm just trying to get some information, do you know the whereabouts of the Full Dragon Grass?"

The fellow breathed a sigh of relief and responded with a smile, "So it's about this matter, I can help with this favor, don't worry, the information I provide will be guaranteed to satisfy you sir."

"So, you know about the Full Dragon Herb?"

"I've heard something about it, if you'll allow me to think about it."

The fellow bowed his head and contemplated for a while before he replied, "That's right, in order to find the Full Dragon Grass, one must first find the Full Dragon."

The crowd watched him intently.

The fellow went on to say, "I haven't seen a full dragon, but I remembered that I once heard that a full dragon's cry is somewhat special, like, like ang, ang, ang, ang ah, yes, that's the motion!"

Li Mu didn't hear clearly and asked after him, "Niang ah, does Manlong lack a mother?"

The fellow waved his hands in succession, "It's not Mother, it's Aang!"

"Aang ah, I think there's some kind of livestock called that too, let me think what it is, yesterday Wan even complimented me with it?"

Lin Wan blushed and whispered in his ear, "Like a live donkey!"

Li Mu slapped his thighs, "That's it, and it screams anon! You often praise me like that."

While several women laughed, Hope was puzzled, thinking that the voice sounded familiar, but couldn't remember where it came from.

Lin Wan asked the fellow, "Little brother, just knowing the call doesn't seem to work, there are many animals with similar calls, the range is too big. Also, if it doesn't like to scream, we won't know what it is even if we pass by it ah!"

The fellow thought again and said to Lin Wan, "By the way, it also likes to devour children, and there are quite a few people who use children as bait to find its lair, but not much else."

"How do you use a child as bait?"

"Use the child's urine to coat the whole body, the sense of smell of the full dragon is extremely sharp, dozens of miles away can smell the smell of the child, with this method to set up an ambush, you can exterminate the full dragon, and the full dragon's lair inside the full dragon grass must be."

Li Mu hurriedly pursued, "Then do you know where there is a Full Dragon's lair around here?"

"I really don't know about this, but don't worry, as long as the price is right, this store can inquire about the news on behalf of you, and in less than three days at most, there will be a return."

Li Mu was overjoyed and pulled out an ingot of gold, placing it on the table.

"Enough!"

The fellow hastened to say, "Enough, too much, sir, richly enough."

Reimu waved a hand.

"That's fine, the extra is counted as meal money for the stay, and if there's any left over, it's a reward for you."

"Great, please don't worry sir, I'll report as soon as I have any news."

The fellow left happily, Li Mu and the others ate and chatted, and the topic naturally came to how to hunt the full dragon.

Little Brother Li nourished a mouthful of wine and said cheerfully, "Confessedly, Little Wan and I are a bit anxious to no longer be a boy or girl, this matter can only count on you two sisters."

Sister Hong frowned and asked, "What do you want?"

"Virgin Temptation ah, we don't have any virgin male, but there are two virgin female, you guys are in charge of luring the full dragon out, and Xiaowan and I will be in charge of exterminating it."

Sister Hong exclaimed angrily, "I'm not going to smear urine all over my body, it's disgusting!"

Li Mu was surprised and said, "If it is I take urine to bare you, you do not agree there is still a heart original, with your own urine, what is so disgusting, when the mine disaster, people miners still drink urine."

"People are people, I'm me, and I'm not going to paint my body with piss anyway!"

Li Mu felt puzzled and turned his head to look at Shen Xingyue.

The latter threatened, "If you force me to do that, I'll cut you off!"

Unbelievable, it's just smearing your body with urine, what's the big deal, if I were still a virgin, I would have agreed to do it.

Little Brother Li thought resentfully, and his eyes couldn't help but look at Hope.

The latter was chewing according to the case, and when he looked over, he hurriedly swallowed what was in his mouth and said nervously, "I don't agree either."

Li Mu was unhappy and couldn't help but scold, "Dogs eat shit, heaven forbid, what's the point of applying a little urine?"

Lin Wan stopped him and persuaded, "Xiao Yuan is at least a god, it's really indecent for you to coat it with urine all over, this matter doesn't need to be discussed, I don't agree."

"You all disagree, so what do you think, what should be done?"

"Think of something else, don't always think of crooked ways."

"Big sister, this is a method that people have used, how did it become a crooked method, I didn't come up with this method, you can't blame me for coming up with random ideas, can you?"

"Just because people have used it, does that mean it's not a crooked way, and the fact that they all do it only means that they're all underhanded, and we don't learn from them."

Li Mu smiled bitterly and shook his head, knowing that the Empress was stirring up trouble, but there was nothing he could do about it.

A lot of the old crafts, the process of making the old crafts is hardly elegant.

It wasn't a crooked way, it was just a way to do it, and it had nothing to do with underhandedness.

It's just that women love to be clean and don't like to look ugly, so they have to think of another solution.

The people mulled it over for a while, none of them had a better idea, and they were worried for a while.

Lin Wan disliked her husband, "Have you thought of a good idea?"

Li Mu frowned and said, "I did think of two ways."

"Tell me about it!"

"The first way, there are quite a few explorers on this continent, it shouldn't be that hard to find a few boy and girl, I'll go and catch a pair of boy and girl and use them as bait, I guess you won't agree with this idea, right?"

Lin Wan nodded and said, "Say the other way!"

"The alternative is still luring, but instead of using bait, we use the nature of the beast!"

Puzzled, the crowd looked at him together, waiting for him to continue.

Li Mu said with some showmanship, "As far as I know, not to mention divine beasts, even ordinary tigers and leopards are rarely clustered, and each of them has their own independent territorial boundaries."

Lin Wan and the others nodded their heads.

"The Full Dragon is a guardian divine beast and should possess this characteristic as well, if we impersonate the Full Dragon and go around provoking and seeking trouble, will the true Full Dragon just pop up."

Lin Wan nodded her head and said, "Your idea is indeed good, just, how can we risk filling up the dragon?"

"A grunt! What about the idea that we find its lair, learn its call, and tease the True Full Dragon out?"

Lin Wan clapped her hands, "This idea is feasible, we might as well give it a try, but I'm not going to learn how to bray like a donkey, it's weirdly embarrassing."

Sister Hong and Shen Xingyue also immediately said, "I won't learn either!"

Li Mu didn't care and waved his hand.

"I'll learn, I'm not afraid of embarrassment, when we have news of the full dragon, we'll set out at once, I'll be responsible for learning the donkey's bray, and you'll just help me to observe the enemy and anticipate the formation."

The three women readily agreed, agreeing that this was the kind of man who was thoughtful and considerate.

They stayed in the stagecoach and waited for news from the store.

After all, it's good to have more money, and it only took two days to get feedback.

The fellow sent over a map with information about the full dragons near the stagecoach station clearly labeled.

Li Mu felt a little strange, since there was news of the full dragon, why didn't the others go treasure hunting, could it be that there was some kind of trap here?

He used his words to set the fellow up, and in a few words he figured out what was going on.

Originally, the full dragon ferocious temperament, fighting strength, plus thick skin, it is not easy to deal with, so, although the full dragon grass is good, but very few people dare to hit it's idea.

Li Mu asked for clarification, but on the contrary, he didn't care much, so what if it was difficult to deal with, could it be said that it was even more difficult to deal with than a big guy or a peppy shrimp.

He wasn't afraid of those violent monsters, so what could a full dragon do?

The crowd organized their bags and set off early the next morning.

On the way out, Li Mu hired four horses and bought a high-powered megaphone, the former for transportation and the latter for the convenience of learning the donkey's bray.

Luckily, places like the stagecoach station did all kinds of business, and what kind of service he wanted, people could find a way to take care of it for him, saving Li Mu and the others a lot of work.

The group left the post and rode on.

With the help of the horses, the speed was obviously much faster, and it only took less than three days to arrive near the first target.

Li Mu coughed lightly and said to them, "Three beauties, hide away and watch a certain family fight the great evil dragon alone."

With that, he turned the megaphone on and, with his breath in his throat, opened his mouth and yelled, "Ang ah, ang ah, ang ah!"

The three women hid in the back, and Lin Niangniang was the first one who didn't hold back and let out a giggle.

She led the laugh, and the other two women giggled, and, finally, burst into a fit of giggles.

Li Mu glared up and said with dissatisfaction, "Have some sympathy, okay, I'm making so much effort to learn how to bray like a donkey, and you guys are still laughing at me, inhumane, right!"

Lin Wan hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we won't laugh anymore, you continue."

Li Mu grunted and continued to yell with all his strength, "Ang ah, ang ah, ang ah!"

The back of the room was laughing all over again.

Little Reeko was furious and said that he would let them scream twice.

The three beauties were forced to give a small cry, "Aang ah!"

Li Mu was very dissatisfied, "This is not good, your voices are too small, in addition, the two tones should be pulled apart a little bit between them, you guys try again, as long as you master the rules, it's very simple."

The three women glanced at each other, and Lin Wan said, "Sister Hong, Xingyue, go out on a limb and accompany him to scream!"

Shen Xingyue also looked righteous, "Well, there's no shame in accompanying Brother Mu, come on, let's all shout together!"

They closed their eyes, decided to be shameless, and opened their mouths to scream, "Ang, ah, ang, ah, uh, ah, ah!"

Li Mu sweated profusely and hurriedly stopped, "Ancestors, all stop screaming, you're going to invite the hooligans."

Lin Wan beamed and said, "Hubby, are you going to let me scream or not?"

Little Brother Li looked ambiguous and said, "Scream, scream for me at night, the louder the better!"

Lin Wan was so bashful that her face turned red and she vigorously pooh-poohed at him, while the other two women covered their mouths and snickered.

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