I felt like drinking bleach.

My body ached, everything in me was a searing, burning pain that made me want to scream. My body felt like it was on fire. And not the kind of "ohmygodd this guys cock is so thick, my body feels like its on fireeee."

No, it was "HOLY DICKS somebody PLEASE shove a Nerf gun up my ass hole, shoot me in the head and set my corpse on FIRE!"

"Where the fuck..." My voice trailed off as I peeled open my eyes, a dim room greeted me. ...