"Hey Willy Wonka, I know you got a lot on your plate, running the chocolate factory and all that, but would you mind getting me some real person clothes?"

I was confused as fuck. Also cold, I was very cold. Lingerie surprisingly doesn't keep people warm.

I was currently riding in a heavily armored SUV with 4 burly ass Russian men and this familiar stranger. The windows of the SUV were tinted so dark, it made the light of day seem like twilight.

I sat ...