What's the difference between a G-Spot and a Golf Ball?

A guy will actually search for a Golf Ball.

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"Son of a nutcracker." I muttered, rubbing my sore hands.

I had been trying to rip the toilet seat off for the past 3 hours.

I couldn't sleep last night. I was just so fucking excited to slam these bastards with a nice ass toilet seat.

I needed to have a battle cry before I slammed these fuckers. Something along ...