Holy mother fucker jesus christ, son of satan, spray me with holy water, and shove a bluetooth speaker up my vagina.

I'm pregnant. There's a baby inside of me.

I sobbed into my sleeve, joy and nervousness filling my heart as I curled myself into a ball, clutching the positive pregnancy test in my palm like it was a goddamn holy crucifix.

I heard Sinister bursting into the room, his eyes clashed with mine as his expression went from intense to ...