"Wait a fucking second, are you telling me I can't get drunk?"

Rachel glared at me, "that's exactly what I'm telling you."

"Okay, but like, what if I only drink a little? Like a shot of tequila every 12 hours. Or-or, like what if I just drink vodka, ya know? Keeping it simple?"

"N-"

"WAIT!!" I yelled "What about just, like, a small, small glass of alcohol?"

"You mean a shot?"

"Yeah, but ...