Mrs. Fanny walked past not knowing Teddy had been lurking at the corner, monitoring her movement. As soon as she walked past him a warm hand clamped her elbow and she flinched in fear.

“Oh my goose!” she exclaimed, “You sacred the living day light out of me,” she said politely and frowned at Teddy who was admiring her from head to toes with his finger in his mouth.

“Oh yes, I really need to scare you so that my baby in your womb won’t be a fearful ass like you,” he ...