The Golden Teeth said, “Over the years, I’ve traveled across the globe, almost covering all five continents, and I can tell you, there are very few countries where the public safety is better than in Huaxia. Even in developed Western countries, people rarely dare to go out at night.”

After taking a sip of his drink, he continued, “Also, try to avoid getting involved with the women here. You’ve probably heard about it: over 50% of the population here carries the HIV ...