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Chapter 249 Tongue Twister

She only paid attention to the problem and did not pay attention to the limited scope. She made a miscalculation!

"Please listen to the second question. This is a free point question. What is higher than the sky in the world?"

When Jiang Ran heard the words "sub-questions", Jiang Ran's heart skipped a beat, and she secretly exclaimed, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you can't answer the question, then it's just a proposition." It's better to do something. As long as she is not the only one who can't do difficult topics, no one will laugh at her for being stupid when everyone else can't do it.

Hey...she knows this question!

Jiang Ran's eyes lit up, and she immediately responded as soon as Dongdong finished speaking, "My heart is as high as the sky!"

"The bright moon is rare, and the colorful clouds are easy to scatter. The heart is higher than the sky, but the body is humble. Being romantic and clever attracts people's resentment. Longevity and death are mostly due to slander, and sentimental young masters miss you in vain." This is the evaluation of Qingwen in "Dream of Red Mansions". Although she has not read the original version of "Dream of Red Mansions" completely, she still knows the general plot, especially the judgments about these characters, which are classic test questions in Chinese language, and she can memorize them.

Besides, even if you don’t know this, you always know the idioms!

[Wow, I, Sister Ran, have done some research on Dream of Red Mansions. 】

[The heart is higher than the sky, the life is thinner than paper, this sentence really suits her[/sneer][/sneer][/sneer]]

【stick[/fireworks]】

"Congratulations, you got the answer right!" Dongdong looked at Jiang Ran's expression of "Come on, praise me!" He coughed slightly and continued to ask, "Next question, why won't the egg rot when you hit it with a stone?"

"Because the eggs are fake eggs, the kind of rubber toy eggs that bounce back when thrown on the ground, right?"

"no."

"No? Is that because the stone is fake?"

"Stones are real stones too."

"Because the forces are reciprocal, when the egg hits the stone, the stone will also give the egg a reaction force. Then the two forces cancel each other out, which is equivalent to no force. Then the egg is equivalent to always being in balance. The state..." When Jiang Ran said this, she realized that she couldn't make it up anymore. She simply gave up the treatment and lay down on the chair. She said in a desperate voice, "Forget it, I won't embarrass myself and make up nonsense here. Okay, just publish the answer directly."

Dongdong lowered his eyes and glanced at the answer, then read out the final answer with a suppressed smile, "Because you hit the stone with the egg, and the egg didn't hit the stone directly, so of course it won't rot."

"Is this okay?!" Jiang Ran was really angry and funny, "You are using strong words to make excuses! It's not scientific at all."

"Brain teasers, you have to change your way of thinking to answer. Hmm... are you still playing?" Dongdong saw Jiang Ran looking deeply shocked and incredulous, and paused to ask Jiang Ran for her opinion, and saw her gritting her teeth. He uttered the word "play", picked a question and continued to ask, "How long does it take to finish studying at Tsinghua University?"

"Four years, oh no, no, no, it will be even longer if you want to go to graduate school. If you meet Yan Bi, it will take more than ten years. But I feel that this is definitely not the correct answer, because you said it is a brain sutra." You definitely can't think about questions with sharp turns using common sense." Jiang Ran kept talking to herself, then suddenly exclaimed when she thought of something, and slapped the palm of her left hand with her right hand, "Ah! I know! In one second No need! Because it only takes me one second to read the words 'Tsinghua University'."

[Awesome, I didn’t expect to come here at all! 】

[Brain teasers really require a different way of thinking. After knowing the answer, it feels quite simple, but I just can’t think of it. 】

Jiang Ran was very excited when she answered correctly again. She changed from her previous depressed state and said, "Quick, quick, a few more, I feel like I've found the feeling."

She played question-and-answer with Dongdong for a while, but her accuracy rate was less than 40%. Jiang Ran also gradually became weak and waved her hand, "I'm not playing anymore." Oh, this makes me feel like I have no IQ."

[Don’t worry, we haven’t laughed enough, no, we haven’t seen enough! 】

[Can I say that I am worse than Jiang Ran? I answered two questions correctly. 】

"Come on, answer a few more questions?" Dongdong actively persuaded him in the excitement of the game. The two of them almost forgot that the live broadcast was on at the moment and they had to pay attention to their image. Seeing that Jiang Ran was unwilling, Dongdong added, "I have another game here. Sister Ran, do you want to play it?!"

"What game?" Jiang Ran looked at Dongdong who was swaying with laughter, and couldn't help but laugh too, "Can you please stop laughing? You laugh so obscenely, I have an ominous feeling."

She laughed so hard that she felt extremely unsure, always feeling like she was about to be cheated.

"Don't be nervous, it's just a very simple little game, just recite a few tongue twisters. Otherwise, I will give you a demonstration. Red carp, green carp and donkey, you just tell me."

Jiang Ran, "Red carp, green carp and donkey."

"Repeat 'I'm not a pig, I'm a human; I'm not a pig, I'm a human'."

"I am not a pig, I am a human being; the pig is not me, the human being is me."

As soon as Jiang Ran finished speaking, Dongdong immediately answered and asked, "What are you?"

Jiang Ran answered loudly and without hesitation, "I am a pig."

My mouth is not a mouth!

Does this mean that the mouth is flying in front and the brain is chasing behind? !

"Pfft hahahahaha!" Dongdong laughed directly and without concealment. Jiang Ran's face turned red. She didn't know whether she was angry or ashamed. She teased, "Dong dong, are you with them? You want to see my joke on purpose."

"No, no, absolutely not hahahaha!" After laughing enough, Dongdong raised his hand and rubbed his stiff cheeks, and tried his best to bend the corners of his mouth downwards, "Sister Ran, I am yours, and my heart is definitely for you. your."

[Hahahahahaha, Shi Zhui is not very smart anymore! ! ! 】

[Jiang Ran is too funny, forget it if you can’t get around it, your brain hasn’t realized it yet hhhhhh]

[I'm sorry, my wife's brain is a bit slow to react, which makes everyone laugh[/embarrassed][/embarrassed][/embarrassed]]

[If my wife hadn’t been next door to me right now, I would have believed it. 】

[Because of your words, Jiang Ran coaxed me all night. 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha how she can be so cute, trying so hard to say the right thing. 】

[Sorry, my wife is very good and loves to play. I will bring her to you next time after I have taught her a lesson. 】

[Who knows, ah, ah, ah, I was enjoying myself when suddenly the screen stopped and I saw my face smiling like a fool, I really know how to thank~]

[My heart skipped a beat when I saw this sentence, and I silently put away my grin. 】

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