His eyes immediately sparkled. He enthusiastically sat up straight and looked me directly in the eye.

“Let’s talk about you! Like, did you miss me? And when are you getting a divorce?”

I was dumbfounded, “When did people start asking such sensitive questions so bluntly? Don’t you wanna see me be happy in life?”

“Why not ask you that? You’re not happy with him. Besides, I’ve been waiting for you for a while now, so of course I’d be ...