"You've got some nerve!" She was seeing red now. "If you're getting divorced, just do it already! Why are you hanging onto Richard?"

"Who's hanging onto who? That's still up in the air."

"What's that supposed to mean?" She looked at me like I was crazy, totally disgusted. "Are you trying to say Richard's the one who can't let go?"

I scoffed. "Why don't you ask him who got drunk last night and showed up at my door?"

SMACK!

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