"Here to tie the knot, right? You two look so sweet together, coming out in this awful weather."

I froze up for a sec, couldn't help looking at Richard.

He was cool as ever, eyes all soft while he held me close. We sure didn't look like we were there to split up.

I pulled away from him real gentle and gave a little smile. "Actually, we're here to get divorced."

"Oh..." The clerk looked bummed. "It's hard finding someone special. You two ...