I saw a man put his hand on my wife’s back, and I was jealous and wanted to know who he was,” Daniel corrected with a straight face, and she was at a loss for words.

“Jealous?” she asked incredulously. It was as though someone had said that the ancient Egyptians disappeared because Cleopatra’s undies were thrown into Osiris‘ temple.

“Why not? I am human,” he answered.

“This document, wherever you got it, will have to pass through my lawyer, so there is ...