That night, Emily's ready to lay down the law when the kids get home.

Isabella's working those puppy dog eyes: "Mommy, I'm sorry! Won't happen again!" Ben's looking just as guilty.

"What are you sorry for?" Emily asks.

"No more running around!" they chorus.

Emily gives them The Look™. "Wrong answer! You should've told mommy when someone was picking on you!"

The kids are like... wait, what?

Emily's not actually ...