Even with her special "sleepy juice" in James's water last night, dude was sharp as a tack and shut her down cold.

With the kid there, Eva keeps her mouth shut. Most awkward car ride ever.

Meanwhile, Emily's booking it to the bus station, leaving the rental with the local landlord. Her two munchkins are being angels, sitting quiet beside their mama.

Two hours in, the bus hits a gas station. Everyone piles out for a break.

Just when they're ...