Ian had put in an enormous amount of effort before finally getting Alfred to understand that liking posts was a form of social interaction.

Alfred's furrowed brows slowly relaxed as the concept sank in.

But Ian, not knowing when to quit, blurted out a comment, "When I was chasing my ex-girlfriend, I was always the first to like every single one of her posts."

Alfred frowned, puzzled. "Why?"

Without thinking, Ian responded, "Because I liked ...