The fat guy with a beer belly so big it almost touched the ground jumped in and said, “I’m the toughest one here, I’m going first.”

The muscular guy standing next to him kicked him right in the gut. “Tough, my ass. You’re just plain fat, dude, fatter than a hog. And you got the nerve to call yourself tough? Don’t embarrass yourself.”

The fat guy turned beet red from the insult and swung a punch at the muscle guy’s shoulder. “Who the hell you ...