The wedding dress was, of course, the star of the show.

I brought Regina along when I went for the fitting.

The moment we walked in, Regina fell in love with the dress on the mannequin. She eagerly asked the consultant to let her try it on.

The consultant looked at me awkwardly, knowing it was already my $3 million custom order.

I gave a slight nod. Let her try it on - the more excited she gets now, the more spectacular the meltdown will be ...