"Bear, please, I'm begging you. Don't do this now. All of Gina's relatives are here - don't cause trouble for me."

Ha! Too funny.

I glanced at the dozens of Regina's relatives who had already found seats, waiting for the reception. They were all looking around, impressed by the venue.

Hilarious - this was just the basic, undecorated hall. My real wedding venue upstairs would make their jaws drop.

Regina's mom and the bridesmaids were ...