Maybe it was my relentless spirit for making money that moved him, but Lorenzo started sending me living expenses every month.

The amount was huge, but there was a catch.

"No male models!"

Pfft, whatever. The internet is full of "male mommies."

"Thanks for the rocket from '80 and still looking for a male model'."

"Thanks for the tip, sis! Your little bro presents you with a song, Spade A!"

"Sis, join my fan group! ...