"Hey!" Vivian nudged the unconscious Ethan on the floor with her foot, "Are you playing dead or just drunk?"

Ethan was so sloshed that he barely twitched when she kicked him. He'd only grunted even when she had apparently broken his leg earlier.

Seeing no response from him, Vivian quickly snagged her Peppa Pig suitcase and dashed for the master bedroom.

Spotting Vivian's freaked-out state, Margaret asked, "What's up, Vivi? We busted?"

"No, it's Ethan. He's out cold in ...