Cooper

"You're Late, Dean" middle manager Haley bitches as soon as I walk in "Bite me, Haley"

I clock in and grab my apron "Dean this is your third time late this week, I'm gonna start docking

your pay"

I scoff "I'm a waiter at a shitty diner Haley dock as much as you want." Standing in the back as I grab a pad and pen I see a random with an apron on the floor "who's that?" I turn to Haley

"That's Cooper, I hired him this morning. I split your tables with him ...