Tyler

"I think we should have sex" my roommate walks into our dorm as I'm on my bed doing homework. Dropping my pencil I take off my glasses and look over at him, the words came out of his mouth before he even shut the door. Finally shutting the door he stands in front of it "I can explain"

Turning my full attention to him I reply "please do"

"2 weeks ago I was napping" he puts air quotes around napping "and you were running late for class so after your shower you had to ...