Jesse

"It's official the world hates me!" I walk into my friend Shia's place pissed as hell "What's wrong?" She calls out from her bathroom in her bedroom as I drop on her bed

"I got a stupid C on my psych term paper, my dumb partner Jen didn't show up for presentation

today, and I got a fucking ticket because I was two fucking minutes late to refill the fucking meter!"

My life actually sucks "That sucks man!" "No DUH!" I quit.

Walking out of her bathroom "I ...