"Hey" I kiss her on the cheek

"Sit sit" she pulls me down "Maya from next door and I went to do some recon today and I found a bunch of stuff out! Like did you know there's a gay coffee shop downtown?" She starts to pick up the pamphlets "and I spoke to this lady I met today that said if you're not comfortable in the gym you like to workout at because you're gay now" she really doesn't understand how offensive that is. "There is this really cool one two towns over, and it's supposed to ...