"ROYALTY!" she pounded "Open up! Please! Open up!"

"Go away!" I yelled

"I can't!" she pounded harder "You might do something stupid. And besides....you were there for me after my break up with Damien so I'm here for you now so OPEN UP!!"

"GO AWAY!" I shouted "I want to be alone so go away!"

"Alright." she gave up "But promise me you won't try to jump out the window or hang yourself or so anything stupid....I'll miss you if you're gone."

"I promise." I ...