"Is that what you think?? Ace, I have never fallen in love."

"That's what I'm saying! You don't do relationships."

"Until I met you."

I almost choked with my own saliva.

"What?"

"You heard me. You're different from all other guys. You don't beg me, you don't follow me, you impose your own rules. Maybe that's what I needed to find in a guy."

Ha! This was the best joke of the year!

"Listen baby, you should've told me this earlier. And things could've ...