Eric and Paul sat at the bar a half a mile away from the castle, and they were both half-drunk. 'You aren't much of a man," Paul scolded. 'A real man knows how to keep his woman in her place."

'She has a very strong temper," Eric growled.

'Perhaps that's not it." Paul snicked. 'Perhaps you are having problems.... Down there... There are dr*gs for that, you know? Have you ever heard of Viagra?"

'Shut the fuck up!" Eric hissed, 'You and I both know that isn't the problem. You ...