If he had known his wife was going to wear such a provocative gown, he would have hidden it away and made her wear it only for him.

"You need to tone it down, man, people are watching," his friend teased him, causing him to scowl at him.

How can Chandler's friend comprehend the battle he was currently engaged in? He was convinced that the little minx was proroguing him and lighting a fire. He knew he was right when he saw her playful smile. She was acting deliberately, and he was ...