"I thought you'd never give that to me."

"I almost forgot."

"Let's get this party started. What is it that you want to know first?"

"Rita."

"Okay. Rita has been secretly dating someone for two years, but in order to avoid being an unfaithful daughter, she began seeing you. Let's just say she doesn't love you and you don't love her. You don't love her, so I suppose there's nothing to be concerned about."

"How did you find out about that?"

"Have you ...