"Seriously Laura?" he asked, looking at Laura, who was pleased with her purchase.

"What? Isn't it possible for a girl to be happy?"

"Of course, you ought to be. I just spent thousands of dollars on you."

"It's just a percentage of what you just spent on your invisibly attractive girlfriend."

"Stop it," he said, handing the man his card and completing his purchase.

"Thank you," he said as he took his luggage.

"It's yours. Thank you for coming with ...