I'm no saint when it comes to how I treat the environment. I'm no tree hugger.

I don't always recycle well.

I pick at leaves sometimes.

But I've never thrown trash anywhere else but the trashcan. I've never cut down any tree.

I've never burnt trash.

So, I really don't understand why the universe hates me so much. It wasn't like I committed some deadly crime that can end the world.

I mean, seriously, you have got to be kidding me. The irony of this ...