Figuring out what to get her is proving to be far more difficult than I thought it would be. After a night of rolling around on the couch, I am tired and stumped. What can I get her that will make her eyes pop out? I need something to awe her and that says I love you so much that you are the only woman in the world.

While wracking my brain, Beta Jody walks in and hands me a cup of coffee. 'You look like you need it, this morning. How are things going with Ms. Arabella as of late?" She ...