'Mother?" She pushes the door open to see her mother staring straight into her soul, her lips stretch into a smile as she casually walks into the room, closing the door behind her, 'good morning."

'Good morning to you too Arcadia, If you're here to get your birthday gift then please walk out the door and go disturb your father." She replies like a modern day customer care service recording and this makes Arcadia burst into a fit of laughter,

'You know father would say the same ...