'What talk?" I asked, 'I didn't talk to anyone."

'Have you ever been told that you are a very shitty liar." He said and I rolled my eyes. 'You should stop trying because it's funny trying to watch you lie when you obviously can't."

'That is not true." I said, 'I would have you know that I am a very convincing liar."

'Of course you are." He began, 'Rule number 1 sweetheart; never play denial as a first tactic especially when you're a horrible liar; everyone expects it and ...