Now I have a problem. I need to get her into the guest room. Rachel had definitely had way too much wine and I was feeling a little tipsy himself.

"Okay...let's find out how much you weigh," I said moving over in front of Rachel.

"Time for bed...can you hear me?" I gently shook her but she didn't respond.

"Okay," I said and picked her up.

She was surprisingly light; much lighter than my wife. Of course, it had been years since I'd tried to pick Kathy up for any ...