On my way through town, I stop at The Saratoga Café and Diner and grab a bite to eat. The minute I walk in, the aromas captivate my senses, and it makes me feel so hungry I could eat a horse. I catch the eye of the waitress as she directs me to the booth nearest the kitchen and that makes things worse.

Now I am almost doubling over when my stomach cramps up from hunger pains and I realize that I haven't eaten in three days. She stares down at me after I take a seat and asks, 'What ...