Hearing the loud clang of the doorbell, I rush to the bathroom for finishing touches before I allow him to see me. I would love it if he opened the door and immediately thinks to himself, 'I must be the luckiest man in the world to be with such a beautiful woman." Then he proceeds to drop to his knees and ask me to marry him. However, we all know that is a fairy tale ending and those don't really exist.

Realizing that I am just being foolish, I glance in the bathroom mirror quickly. ...