"What are you doing here?" My hands are itching to slap that stupid smirk off his face right now

"I heard you were in town, so I thought I stop by and say hi."

"You are lying. What do you want?" There is no way on this earth he is here without reason.

"I am not; I am truly here to see how you are doing? I missed you. Did you miss me?"

"That's a lie, and since you don't want to tell me why you are really here. You can leave and come back when you decide to say the ...