I’ve been walking for what feels like hours, out of the town and into the scenery, before turning back when I realized I could ramble on forever and get nowhere. My feet ache from the heels I stupidly put on, and my stomach is now churning with hunger because I didn’t bring any money to stop and eat.

My hangover is killing me like some internal brain worms are gnawing off my head. I’m worn out, exhausted, and feeling sick, realizing that hiking miles in four-inch heels on zero ...