“In here... Kitchen!” I bark as both heads snap my way. An extreme sense of relief that the cavalry has arrived and Jake can take over, doing what Jake does. Help his wife bring another baby into this world, and I can get my ass out from between Emma’s thighs and exposed goblin exit.

Warm calm washes over me as they head my way, eyes fixed on the scene before them. I genuinely feel like kissing him right now for getting here this fast, and I grin with exhaled glee that he’s ...