Natasha cannot dance; it’s so bad, it’s painful, but she seems to embrace it like a champ, and we end up giggling ridiculously. I try showing her how to shimmy, but she just can’t, how to sexy wiggle, which is worse than bad, and even for the life of me, I try showing her how to sway side to side and fake a dance, but every attempt is just hopeless. I have never known a woman have such little fluidity to her movements as her, and she seems so prim and proper out there that I have to ...