Looking around to see we are the first and Leila is going to get bitch-slapped from here to kingdom come, I spy the cameraman setting up in one corner, fully focused on us, and know I have no way out of this without causing a scene. I don’t want to draw attention to the fact that we no longer know each other.

The now arriving others, as Leila does the rounds forcing couples this way, are soon starting to surround us, and I try my hardest to relax, tell myself this will not be that ...