I have waited two months for this bad boy to show up, and he is getting the complete Camilla treatment on supercharge. I am firing all ‘‘fuck me’’ cylinders and the full offensive. I don’t waste time when I have my eye on a prize, and this one comes with power, money and influence; a nice little puppy in my pocket to do my bidding if I can hone in on his kinks and make all his fantasies come true.

Men are like dogs—you find the treats they like, and they can be trained into ...