I intend to flee the scene, and as I do so, I run smack bang into the wall of warm, hardness, unshakeable muscle with shock and disastrous results, known as Alexi Carrero. I fall back into the bathroom onto my arse with a dramatic thud that sends me sliding into the wall behind me in the most ungraceful way ever. Winded, rendered immobile and completely speechless. He looks at me, utterly surprised, through the open door and then up and past me as Demagio comes thundering after me clumsily ...