As soon as I get better, I will book myself into the clinic and be checked, even though Alexi is the only guy I have had sex with in a while. It would give me great pleasure to have Mico inform his dickhead boss that he gave me an STD. Some lasting fucking impression that would be.

I’m so drained and fed up with lying in bed endlessly. I drag myself out of bed, determined to search for a pharmacy for medication to shift my epic headache and bruised, aching glands. If it’s flu, I ...