‘You are a complete fucking bastard who deserves everything I can throw at him!! You have no idea how much I want to ram something down your throat right now!’ I yell at Alexi as he moves speedily towards me to catch what I am throwing, but I run in the opposite direction and throw things over my shoulder at him to keep him at bay. Alexi may be faster than me, but his self-preservation is honed in on dodging items rather than catching me. I get to the couch and slide behind it, so he ...